Twelve Funny Bumper Stickers

By Natalie JosefOctober 12th 2012

It's been a while since we did something fun on a Monday and since this week seemed particularly long, I think it's time we all had a good laugh. Here are a few funny bumper stickers to get you started.

  1. If at first you don't succeed, why bother? Your honor student will take care of it.
  2. Where am I going? And why am I in a handbasket?
  3. My next car is a Bentley*. [* conditions apply]
  4. I am the English teacher about whom your mother warned you.
  5. People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do.
  6. I read the Constitution for the articles.
  7. Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).
  8. To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
  9. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.
  10. As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
  11. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
  12. I break for … Oh crap, no brakes!
  13. 668 - Neighbor of the Best


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